Proposed Assembly Language Instructions (mid-1980's humor)

Imagine the computer-room of old: non-removable disk drives that are the size and shape of a dishwasher. Tape drives spinning like in those old black-and-white movies. Punch card input. Paper-tape for input/output. Form-feed printers with paper 17-inches wide. And the computer operator in white lab coat who controls access to the room-sized computer and loads tapes for you. In that world, these assembly-language instructions are funny. 

I'm not quite old enough to have experienced that world directly. I've never actually seen a paper-tape IO device, and I never actually wrote code that used those big magnetic tapes for input/ouput. (I did use cassette-tape storage with a ZX-81. That's very different.)

BH	Branch and Hang
TDB	Transfer and Drop Bits
DO	Divide and Overflow
IIB	Ignore Inquiry and Branch
SRZ	Subtract and Reset to Zero
PI	Punch Invalid
FSRA	Forms Skip and Run Away
SRSD	Seek Record and Scar Disk
BST	Backspace and Stretch Tape
RIRG	Read Inter-Record Gap
UER	Update and Erase Record
SPSW	Scramble Program Status Word
EIOC	Execute Invalid OpCode
EROS	Erase Read-Only Storage
PBC	Print and Break Chain
MLR	Move and Lose Record
DMPK	Destroy Memory-Protect Key
DC	Divide and Conquer
EPI	Execute Programmer Immediate
LCC	Loud and Clean Core
HCF	Halt and Catch Fire
BBI	Break on Blinking Indicator
BPO	Branch on Power Off
AI	Add Improper
ARZ	Add and Reset to Zero
RSD	Read and Scramble Data
RI	Read Invalid
RP	Read Printer
BSP	Backspace Printer
MPB	Move and Pitch Bits
RNR	Read Noise Record
WWLR	Write Wrong Length Record
RBT	Rewind and Break Tape
ED	Eject Disk
RW	Rewind Disk
RDS	Reverse Disk Spin
BD	Backspace Disk
RTM	Read Tape Mark
DTA	Disconnect Telecommunication Adapter
STR	Store Random
BKO	Branch and Kill Operator
CRN	Convert to Roman Numerals
FS	Fire Supervisor
BRI	Branch to Random Instruction
PDR	Play Disk Record
POS	Purge Operating System
USO	Unwind Spooled Output
EPSW	Erase Program Status Word
PMT	Punch Magnetic Tape
AAIE	Accept Apology and Ignore Errors